{"id":4578,"date":"2017-04-27T12:35:05","date_gmt":"2017-04-27T10:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opajaap.nl\/wordpress\/?p=4578"},"modified":"2017-04-27T12:38:35","modified_gmt":"2017-04-27T10:38:35","slug":"tompouce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opajaap.nl\/wordpress\/tompouce\/","title":{"rendered":"Tompouce"},"content":{"rendered":"

Volgens de lokale bakker zijn er vier manieren om een tompouce te eten:
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\nAlle vier manieren zijn echter onjuist: Infaam en abject<\/em> om met Bram te spreken. Zij doen het ontwerp en de verschijningsvorm van de tompoes geen recht aan; sterker nog: alle getoonde manieren verminken de tompoes op onrechtvaardige wijze.
\nHoe het w\u00e8l moet? Zo: heel simpel, men ete afwisselend een hap van het bovenblad – met een beetje blubber – en een hap van het onderblad – met de daarop achtergebleven blubber.
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\nHet zou overigens wel handig zijn als de beide bladen van fatsoenlijk eetbaar bladerdeeg zouden zijn gemaakt en niet zoal deze Plus tompoezen van een substantie die het meest lijkt op watervast MDF. Als de blubber wat minder op purschuim zou lijken, bleef er wellicht ook iets meer voor Kimmy over.<\/p>\n

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